Random One-Liners
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
American baseball pitcher
(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
(1943 – ) Cuban-American actor & director
Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)
(1971 – ) American actress
(1918 – 2001) American sportswriter, commentator & actor
(1937 – 1995) American Major League Baseball umpire
writer, editor & film reviewer
Scottish professional golfer
(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
professional baseball player & manager
(1926 – 1982) American comedian & actor